Posts Tagged ‘larchmont’

Larchmont Bungalow: No Menu? No Seating?

Monday, May 9th, 2011

Does the Larchmont Bungalow have an expansive menu or what? Breakfast menu, Lunch menu, Dinner menu… Cake and Pastries menu from Crumb Fairy Bakery in Van Nuys. (Most of their baked goods are not made on site, contrary to what their regular customers have been led to believe.) I laughed after reading the following off the LarchmontLA site.

Do the wealthy Korean-Americans of Hancock Park and Orange County know that they haven’t been eating their $22.95 filet mignon and $21.95 seabass dinners at a restaurant, but at a furniture store?

Larchmont Bungalow a Furniture Store

In a meeting with the neighborhood, Ken Bernard and Jonathan Ahron, representing the Larchmont Bungalow, said they are operating as a take-out business.

When asked why they have tables and chairs in the restaurant, Mr. Bernard said they have furniture, including beds, to sell to their customers. There are signs posted saying all food is served “to go.”

When asked if the business is now a furniture store, Mr. Bernard said yes, that’s what their customers wanted, so that’s what they’re providing.

Asked if they’re really a furniture store, or just selling the furniture because it was there, Mr. Bernard said that in addition to food sales, the business has a bakery and lots of other retail sales.

Mr. Ahron said it’s a “concept store,” and there are similar businesses in New York, San Francisco and other cities.  He also noted that he and Mr. Ahron are tenants in the building, and not the building’s co-owners (with Albert Mizrahi), as has been reported.

When asked what percentage of the business the furniture sales represent, Mr. Ahron said he doesn’t know yet.  Mr. Bernard said furniture sales wasn’t in their original business plan, and they just started, but there has been an overwhelming response from customers.  He said they are constantly adapting to the demands of their customers.

When asked about the original purpose of the furniture that’s now for sale, Mr. Bernard said the original intent was to operate a take-out restaurant.  But the landlord signed an agreement promising no tables or chairs, so they had to change their business plan.

When asked if the furniture sales aren’t really a “clever conceit,” and whether patrons sit on the furniture while they’re eating, Mr. Bernard said customers do try out the furniture.

When asked how many pieces of furniture have been sold and what prices they’re asking for various items, Mr. Bernard said they have sold some pieces, and have the receipts to prove it. He also said that if customers request specific pieces or brands of furniture, they will procure them.

When asked if he knew when he leased the space that this would be a sit-down restaurant, Mr. Bernard stated again that the Bungalow is a take-out restaurant, and not a sit-down restaurant.

When asked if he was aware that he was not allowed to have tables and chairs, Mr. Bernard said the landlord signed off on their original business plan.  Mr. Ahron said the City asked the owner to sign the affidavit promising no tables and chairs, but that he and Mr. Bernard were not aware of it.

When asked which of them was present in 2009 when the agreement to not have a sit-down restaurant was reached, Mr. Bernard said he and Mr. Ahron were at the meeting.

When it was noted there is a sign at the restaurant advertising breakfast, lunch and dinner, Mr. Bernard said the sign has always been there.

 

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A total of 8,177 half-off coupons, each offered with the stipulation that the buyer can only use the coupon for dine-in at Larchmont Bungalow and not for take-out.

Groupon: 4,417 deals purchased on February 8, 2011
Expires August 8, 2011

1,863 Living Social coupons purchased on December 10, 2010
Expires June 10, 2011

1,556 Living Social coupons purchased on July 27, 2010
Expired January 27, 2011

341 Living Social coupons purchased on February 25, 2010
Expired August 25, 2010

 


Food Poisoning at Larchmont Bungalow: Updates?

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

News today is the latest set of documents released by the Health Department pertaining to food poisoning complaints at Larchmont Bungalow.

The folks at LarchmontLA.com haven’t published the papers, citing all sorts of excuses (it’s hundreds of pages, files too big to upload to the site, have to blacken out personal information, etc. etc.).

Hmmph.  It would be interesting to see how the new information provided by civil servants will jibe with what the consensus has privately been since the controversy surfaced in early March.

MY PERSONAL CONJECTURE

Larchmont Bungalow ran a Groupon deal even before their Living Social coupons expired.  February 7th, they sold 4,340 Groupons entitling each to $30 worth of food for just $15.

As soon as the next weekend came along, these coupon bargain hunters flocked to Bungalow. No reservation system in place, so the line was literally out the door. It was so insanely packed a resident contemplated reporting it to the LAFD as a fire hazard.

The kitchen is small (Larchmont Bungalow wasn’t meant to be a restaurant with a seating capacity of 60+plus but was originally equipped to be just a takeout facility), so it couldn’t handle the deluge of customers.

Food trays were being placed on trash cans. Ready-to-serve food was being placed UNDER raw eggs. Employees who didn’t feel so good still had to show up for work because everyone was needed in the kitchen chopping and cooking. Food preparers were so busy they couldn’t be bothered to wear gloves even though they had open cuts on their hands.

Oh, and after customers started tweeting and posting on Yelp that the wait times for their orders were taking as long as an hour, someone decides… let’s prepare a lot more stuff in advance! That means “freshly prepared” ingredients had actually been sitting there for hours. It was so chaotic that ready orders were being left on the counter unattended. The EggsBennyTour experts were even served eggs benedict cold.

Mid-February, customers started getting cramps and diarrhea after eating at Larchmont Bungalow. As with most people who experience symptoms of food poisoning, they weather it out and then forget about it. But it occurred to one customer to leave a quick tip on Yelp on March 1st. And someone saw it and told someone, who told someone… who told Larchmonters on March 4th.

Do you think LarchmontLA published it right away, as they have a reputation for breaking news in a matter of minutes? No. They sat on the tip for days (the why of which is yet another story). When they did tweet about it, they had immediate responses that other people had gotten sick after eating at Larchmont Bungalow. And every time they tweeted about it, more people came forward.

Finally, finally! Someone posted on Facebook, “Hey, how many more people have to get sick before we call the health department?”  Who calls? You? Me? Dilly-dally, shilly-shally… Ok, let’s ask the victims to call. Meanwhile, Los Angeles County is so understaffed they don’t send an investigator to the Bungalow until March 23rd.

The rest, as they say, you can read all over the internet.

DISCLAIMER (lest the Bungalow’s lawyers threaten me the way they’ve threatened LarchmontLA): The above paragraphs are a work of fiction, based on the March 23rd official report made by the County’s health investigator in response to food poisoning complaints.

And these pages: http://larchmontla.com/cc

http://koreanslate.com/larchmont-bungalow-food-poisoning.html

http://koreanslate.com/is-the-larchmont-bungalow-an-illegal-restaurant.html

To my dear readers, I hope you found my above-posted fictional work entertaining. Please refer to the original sources it was based on and form your own opinion, to which each of us is entitled. I’ll come up with another work of fiction after I’ve read more public records.

As for the Larchmonters, hurry up!  Quit covering historical buildings and  menu specials, and start publishing those documents. I want to write a better story!

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Groupon: 4,417 deals purchased on February 8, 2011

Expires August 8, 2011

1,863 Living Social coupons purchased on December 10, 2010

Expires June 10, 2011

1,556 Living Social coupons purchased on July 27, 2010

Expired January 27, 2011

341 Living Social coupons purchased on February 25, 2010

Expired August 25, 2010

Total: 8,177 “dine-in only” coupons since February 2010

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March 23 Email from LA County’s FBI Team (PDF)