Posts Tagged ‘Korean Food’

BANCHAN

Monday, March 19th, 2012

BANCHAN… M’s expertise in Koreatown restaurant dining and his frustrations with amateurs come to the fore as he lets loose on Twitter. Ha, ha. (Will do proper citation later, but just have to post these gems asap.)

“Nothing worse than eating KBBQ w/ idiots eating all the banchan before the meat comes & then wonder why they get dirty looks.”

“Banchan lovers act like they can only eat it at KBBQ… Go to a Korean market, get your fill & not ruin it for the real KBBQ eaters!”

“Do you go to an American steakhouse for the mashed potatoes? No… Stop rhapsodizing about banchan and enjoy the main dish.”

“Stop jumping up and down over BANCHAN. They are by definition SIDE DISHES. Focus your appetite on the MAIN DISH.”

“If we keep asking for banchan refills, pretty soon these Korean restaurants will resort to the unthinkable & start charging for side dishes.”

“Listen up, hungry barbarians. BANCHAN are NOT appetizers. They are SIDE DISHES eaten in moderation with the MAIN meal.”

“It’s actually poor form in Korea to empty a white dish of banchan.”

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“Many Americans mistakenly think banchan are meant to be eaten before main meal b/c restos here bring those dishes out early.”

“You haven’t seen how quickly a ravenous American can scarf down food? Banchan here now, one second later, all gone! “Refill!!”"

“The restaurant must be doing something wrong if it takes that long for the rice to come out after the banchan.”

“Please, hungry Americans… do not finish off the banchan before the rice arrives. Exercise restraint. Side dishes are to eat with the rice!”

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Bap (rice) + Banchan (side dishes) = b^.^d

I’ll organize them chronologically/thematically and add my commentary later. The banchan issue has finally come to a head… somewhat. Ha-ha!

“Korean tapas” is as jarring to the ears as “Mexican dimsum.” Lol.

For now I will say this, I am COMPLETELY against referring to banchan as “Korean tapas” — this is from someone who knows about Spanish food. Like food in Spain. TOTALLY DIFFERENT CONCEPT. Laterz.

Referring to Ddeok as Noodles (SMH)

Saturday, March 17th, 2012

New Series: Idiotic Things Poseurs say about Korean Food

Lots of tsk tsk’s in the office this morning. It’s really frustrating when non-foodies like us read self-proclaimed food enthusiasts go on and on pretentiously about Korean food… We don’t take eating so seriously as though it were a competitive sport the way gluttons do, yet when reviewing the articles forwarded to us, it’s jarring to see such basic factual mistakes and errors so blatant that it disrupts the smooth flow of our work and gets everyone foaming at the mouth.

“…ddukbokki, Seoul’s famous street-food noodles…” almost caused us to not read the rest of the paragraph, which contains issues that have long been the topic of dismayed conversation in Koreatown.

We could devote a whole website to exposing the most prominent and shameless culprit, i.e., the literally biggest poseur, but our EIC publisher aka the Boss Lady is keeping her staff in check.

The you-know-who’s are wringing their hands trying their best to rationalize it, but sorry, the definition of noodles in my book has always been something you can twirl around and catch with the tines of a fork without piercing. We know how this may turn out… The other publication was notorious for scrubbing things clean after complaints arose (which led to our policy of taking screenshots asap). Let’s see how The Times deals with it.

All those screenshots are just there in one folder. One of these days, I’m going to go through them and just lay everything out there. The state of things is really pathetic and unbearable. Cretins are just so swayed by shiny medals etc that they can’t judge things independently or form any original opinion. But what else is new in LA, right?