Critical Mass Bike Ride Delayed by Convicted Felon?
If there’s one thing we’ve always noted about the monthly Critical Mass, it’s that it starts at 7:30 pm sharp each and every time. In fact, the riders proudly say that they’re so organized that they start at 7:29 SHARP.
Well, the Critical Mass Bike Ride of October 26th was uncharacteristically delayed by 10 minutes. Why? Speculation is that it was because of the convicted felon who founded that notorious franchise of 311 accounts. Spotted for the first time ever at Wilshire/Western during a Critical Mass, the ex-con from Texas (now based in Venice) stood among her LAPD friends as she repeatedly stunned the crowd of waiting bikers with a giant flash… Note too that for the first time ever, LAPD had an officer use a video cam to purposely capture footage of the individuals participating in the ride.
After the bulk of the riders had left, a police officer chatted amiably with America’s greatest con artist by that electric box on the northeast corner of Western/Wilshire that was just recently gaudily painted on the commission of… guess who… her Wilshire Center inviters. Oh, the officer appeared quite smitten with the 44-year-old petite blonde. Reports are that he even gave her an official ride. Witnesses say it’s not that bike cop who just became SLO and befriended Koreatown’s most famous Korean American slut. “This one seems taller than him,” quipped a local from afar.
What incentives did Wilshire Center offer to the she-con that convinced her to take on our area in the first place? Here are the infamous quotes printed by the Weekly:
“All these Asian people walk around with $8,000 in cash. It’s like an Asian thing.”
“The dirt in Koreatown is there’s this crazy, high-end, bouncing nightclub scene… You can’t get in without a $400 bottle of liquor.”
In the past year and a half, “Koreatown” has been portrayed as a dangerous place with shootings in South LA being reported by that woman’s outfit as happening in our area, whilst “Wilshire Center” has its art walk and Wilshire Boulevard is spruced up… all from mandated assessments on properties of very disgruntled owners.
Quite fittingly, her thrust aligns with the interest of the pigs to portray their beat more dangerous than it actually is — for their job security, because it can’t be for sexual attention, right? It’s not like happily married officers from Pacific or Hollywood Division have been so sex-starved that they let a convicted felon manipulate them in return for bed time. Right?